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Two, three, four, five, six.

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Three thousand and four, three thousand
and five, three thousand and six.

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Excuse me!

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Excuse me, sir!

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Will you be my friend?

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No? Ma'am?

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Ma'am, excuse me?

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What are you doing this afternoon?

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Would you like to come over for tea?

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Excuse me?

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New Jersey, Massachusetts.

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Here's your chewing tobacco, Miss
Oakley. Thanks, kid.

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You're looking pretty today.

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So strong and manly, Miss Oakley.

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Thanks there, darling.

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How about me and you go over to that log
cabin over there and I use

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those luscious thighs of yours as
earmuffs.

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She's Louise, Miss Oakley, in the
Tallahassee River.

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Okay, let's bounce.

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Through the mist,

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a heavenly sight.

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Nobody wake me.

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She's all that I want.

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Dream woman.

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Dream woman.

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Her hair,

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soft as an angel's wing.

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Her voice,

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sweet as an angel sings.

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Don't dare shake me.

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Dream woman.

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Dream woman.

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Awake.

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I live for nightfall.

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My fate is to love.

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Ring.

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Dream.

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Thank you.

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Thank you.

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I'm lost in this nightmare.

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Every day.

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side of life

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close to heaven close to heaven

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Bye.

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Bye. Bye.

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Part of you Wants to know me and

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be known Gives me hope To give

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you more The other part

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The place that no one's ever touched

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That's the part

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I need to feel

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Beyond control Beyond my wishes and

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desires That secret space Is waiting

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there And I have tried

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And I have come to understand

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That it's yours to view

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Oh, rats.

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16, 17, 18, 19,

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20, 21.

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Hi.

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How are you?

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Come on in.

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Hi.

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Just coming to see if you're all settled
in and how you like it here.

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Yeah, I'm fine. So, uh, would you like a
sip of tea?

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Um, sure.

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Really quick. I have to go soon. Okay,
sit up. Oh, oh, thanks.

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What do you want in it? Sugar, milk,
low-fat?

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Saccharin? Just like that.

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Oh, it's fine. Thank you.

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Thanks.

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How was your day?

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Good. Good? Got a boyfriend?

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Girlfriend? Husband? Friend?

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Um, I, uh... Can you open

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that?

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Excuse me?

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Because I'm getting lost in your eyes.

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Um, oh, you know what? Look at the time.
I have to go. Thank you so much for the

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tea. I hope everything's good.

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Um, I hope you're getting settled in.
Um, yeah, I have friends waiting for me.

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I have to go and make whippets today.
Okay, maybe come back later? Or, you

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know, maybe, I don't know, later?

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Sure, bye.

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Okay, bye.

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Is your family down in the dumps?

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You got a little uncomfortable feeling
back in the trunk?

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Well, come on down to Bumbledy's House
of Family Fun and Games and Adopt-a

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-tives. We have a wild supply of
laxatives like Gas-X and other easy X

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-lax moving, flowing things like that.
We also have a wide variety of games

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like checkers, chess, chutes, and
ladders.

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We've got it all, so come on down to
BumbleDee's House of Family Laxatives

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and Fun.

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Minnesota. So come on down to
Dumbledees.

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Yes, sir.

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Sure, no problem. Gas X laxatives,
anything you need to take the gunk out.

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So you take these, enjoy, and take care
of all that brown stuff, and you'll be

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good for the morning.

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I'm not constipated.

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Funny you certainly look it.

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What can I do for you?

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I would like to be entertained.

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Entertained. Well, we got tons of games,
chess checkers, balls, cards, whatever

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you need down the aisle. So step on down
and don't bother me.

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But I don't think that you understand.

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I would like some friends.

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Friends. You like friends.

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Well, I don't know if I can help you out
with that. How about some interactive

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games? Something like that? You can meet
friends that way. How about a Ouija?

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Ouija. Look, look, Ouija. You even got
an O and a Ouija. Looks like fun, don't

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it?

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What is a Ouija?

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Okay, so you take the little triangle
here.

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You wave it around and, you know, you
conjure up spirits from, you know, yeah,

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from beyond. Like you could talk to Aunt
Harriet and Captain Nemo and whoever you

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need.

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Tons of fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun,
fun.

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So I could, like, conjure up people from
the past to, like, hang out around the

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house and maybe have tea with?

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Sure. Oh, great. Great. That's $2.

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$2. One, two. You have so much fun and
enjoy.

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You have a good one.

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Bye-bye.

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Dork.

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Come on, Annie Oakley.

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Alright, give it to me.

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Come on.

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Concentrate.

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Let's go, Annie Oakley.

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Come on.

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Who the hell are you supposed to be? I'm
Chang I-sao. In 1801, I was the greatest

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pirate of the Southeast Pacific, and I
was in charge of the Red Flag Fleet,

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which had 1,500 ships and 70,000 men.

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We worked hard against the Chinese army.
I wasn't only a pirate, but I also led

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the Vietnamese rebellion.

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Yeah, that's great, sister.

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Why don't you drop your skirt and get
naked?

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Hi, is Annie here?

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Hey, what's up?

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Annie?

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Wow, you look different.

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What'd you do?

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Uh, did you change something?

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You look different.

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You look really good.

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I'm just living a clean life, sugar.

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Wow.

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Well, you want to have tea?

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Why don't you go get it yourself?

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Um, yeah, right.

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Do you, what do you, you feel like doing
something?

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Do you want to go shopping or?

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I'm really busy.

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Are you sure? We could go, we could go
shoe shopping or?

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No, I'm really busy and you have to go
because I'm really busy.

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But it'll be really fun. We'll have a
good time.

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You gotta go. Are you sure? Yeah. Come
on, it'll be really fun. No, I think you

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need to go because I'm busy.

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But... No, seriously.

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But are you sure? Yeah.

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Well, can we do this another time?

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Bye, I'm busy. Bye.

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Bye. Oh, hold on.

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I'm busy. Bye.

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Bye. Oh, yeah. Oh, sorry. Bye.

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Jeez.

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I want Doris for when I can have
Chungi's show.

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Come on, Annie Oakley.

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Let's go, Annie Oakley.

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You can do it this time.

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Come on, Oakley.

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Hell, I'll even settle for a workable
name. All right. Give me Annie Oakley.

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Who are you?

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I am Mata Hawe from the Great German
Circuit Service.

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I am the most beautiful woman of all of
Europe.

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Wow, you, a historical broad, sure have
a high opinion of yourself.

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You sound like one of those hated
Americans.

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Um, nein, bist mit German?

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That's too bad, because if you were an
American, I'd have to sleep with you to

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get the coordinates of our fleet.

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I mean...

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23 Skidoo?

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Kilroy was here?

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Just call me Joe?

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Gee, I hope nobody tries to sleep with
me to get the instructions on the A

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-bomb.

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What do I look like?

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You look like a screen door, baby, and
I'm gonna slam you all night long.

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I was having the nicest dream.

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I was covered in lard.

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I was sitting on Santa's lap, and I was
telling him everything.

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And I thought I was weird.

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Oh.

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What?

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This is broken.

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I can't bring back Annie Oakley from the
dead.

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Well... All Ouija boards work
differently there, sweetie.

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You know, some you could bring back
Annie Oakley, some, you know, just you

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bring back spirits and you hear voices
in your head like I do once in a while

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every month or so.

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Well, this is the right one because I
did bring back people from the past.

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Oh, okay. I'm sure you did. I did. Here,
I can prove it. I can prove it. Mm-hmm.

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Nice. I'll just hold on to these if you
don't mind.

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Well, thank you for showing the naked
photos of yourself, you and your

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girlfriend with the funny hat. But the
only thing that's doing for me now is

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making my shorts feeling a bit queasy.

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No, you don't understand. I really did
bring back people from the past. I did.

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I brought back Mata Hari and Changi
Xiao. Changi Xiao?

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What's Changi Xiao known for?

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You know, great hooters.

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Okay, well, tell me this, Batman.

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If you could conjure up spirits and
change the course of history, why don't

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you just get rid of starvation and,
like, make our technology, like, a super

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planet instead of, you know, bringing
back famous chicks and, you know, doing

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some little box diving?

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Well, isn't that what you would do?

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Yeah, probably.

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I don't know, just bang it around and
you'll fix it and bring back Annie

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Oakley.

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So, listen, next time you have a little
photo session, you want to invite me

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over, just give me a call. I got a nice
digital camera, three-chipped, anything.

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Okay, well, I got KY Jelly.

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Not interested.

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How about Anal Glide?

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Nope.

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Come on.

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Annie Oakley.

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This one's for all the corn in Iowa.

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Jeez, what the hell's wrong with this
thing?

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So, majestic wizard, you have summoned
me from the past.

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Who are you?

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Let me guess.

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Cleopatra.

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I am Bon Jovich from Jersey Tania.

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Queen of the Swamp Lands.

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Yes, I am. No, you're not.

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Yes, I am.

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No, you're not.

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Yes, I am. No, you're not. Yes, I am.

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Ah, yes, I am. No, you're not.

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Why don't you turn over?

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You take karate, sweetie, because your
ass is kicking.

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Cairo.

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Annie! Hi, sweetie.

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Hi. Wow, you look gorgeous.

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Thanks. I love this outfit on you.

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Oh, thanks. Wow, this tie is so cute.
What a tribe!

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Man, you really live out in the middle
of nowhere, don't you?

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So, anyway, can I use your bathroom? No.

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No. Thank you. How did you get my
address?

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Oh, those wacky credit card companies.
Call them up, they'll give just about

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anybody's home address.

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So, I hope you got plenty of rolls,
honey, because I go through them like

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water.

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Yeah, let me see this on you.

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This top is so beautiful.

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I love this.

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Jesus Christ, does anybody have an ice
pick?

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Woo,

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that was a load off. You're really gonna
need that place to be fumigated, if you

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know what I mean, sister.

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Um, where are you going? I'm going to
the shop with this. No, you're not.

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You're so good. No, you're not. You're
so good. No, you're not.

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You're so good.

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It's mine.

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Now, get out.

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Fine.

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Yeah, leave.

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Bye. Bye. Goodbye.

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Yeah.

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Hello?

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Okay... Let's go in...

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Marilyn Monroe!

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What?

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So, King, want to spend one of your nine
lives with us?

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Holy moly.

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What the hell are you doing, Kenny?
You're scaring all the freaking

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customers.

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I'm sorry, Mr. Bubble Dean. I think I
unleashed the powers of hell.

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What are you talking about, you moron?

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Well, a customer came in here a couple
days ago. She bought a Ouija board. She

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was telling me how she could bring back
hot-looking chicks from the past and

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present, you know, like Cleopatra and
stuff like that, and she was having sex

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with them. So I figured I would go over
to her house and, uh...

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You know, I tried to videotape her. You
did what? You went over a customer's

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house? I actually broke into her house.
You freaking moron! Why did you gotta go

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to the customer's house?

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That's over.

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Who the hell are you?

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I'm Helen of Troy.

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And sweetie, I'm going to use your pubic
hair to floss my teeth.

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Hey, who do I want? Who do I want? Who's
super, super hot? Super hot.

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Catherine the Great. Catherine the
Great. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Catherine the

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Great. Come on.

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Come on, Catherine the Great. Catherine
the Great. Come on, Catherine the Great.

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So.

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You wanna have sex?

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Alright, what the hell.

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Just do me a favor and keep the tie on.

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Hey Annie, how's it going?

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Hi. I haven't seen you in about a week.
Where have you been?

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Oh, I was dealing with a lot of stuff.

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Like what?

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Well, I came to the realization that you
can't live in a dream no matter how nice

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it is. A dream is just a dream and
reality is reality no matter how cold,

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lonely, pathetic, or cruel it is.

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It's just fantasy.

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What are you talking about? Are you on
drugs or something?

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You know, Doris, I think about you a
lot.

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Yeah, I've been thinking about you as
always.

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So what do you say you drop those
cookies and let me eat your cookie?

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I think it sounds good to me. Let's go.